I was looking at our recent photos
and I gained so much weight! Or, well, I lost it in some places (I actually went down to my ideal 100 lbs—before anyone reacts, I’m a short motherfucker with spine problems, leave me the fuck alone) but my upper arms and my face made up for the loss big-time. I’m back to 110, which is 10 lbs too heavy for my bones to carry. Pfffffff boatloads of rice + meat + miscellaneous takeout = GODZILLA, BITCHES.
Hahahahaha. YES, I AM FAAAAAAAAAT, I thought I would be more celebratory about gaining weight as I always wanted to be a bit chubbier but now I have to start toning before it gets out of hand and my back starts complaining—kind of burst my bubble.
I was going to do some lifting and crunches but then I remembered the bacon in the fridge. And it’s just about time for lunch.
ASDFGHJGSKDJF*&^%@#$#$!@#@1123#vt$%b^b%!!1111!!!!ONE1!!!
Goodbye world
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